September 5, 2002: Chocolate Ass!
Well, Arie's week had been pretty normal-nothing worth spending time writing about anyways. Until "door decorating night" that is! So, everything was going fine until, low and behold, Mr. Scott came out of the elevator!
"What's up all!? The Lady's Man is IN THE HOUSE!" he screams, making sure to give all the females scattered about one of his "looks". Belatedly realizing that there's some type of activity going on, he addresses Karyn about it.
"We're decorating our doors!" she replies, full of vigor and cheerfulness. "Why don't you join us?"
"I think I might just do that!" He says, and proceedes to take a large piece of the brown paper, and attempts at making a semi-circle. "Dammit! Is there anyone here who can make a half circle for me!?"
After another block of time, he's got a very odd-shaped "circle". "Scott...what the fuck are you making!? It looks like an ass!" says Karyn, highly amused.
"Are you insulting my artistic abilities? It's a HEAD!" reply Scott defensivly.
"No...it's an ASS!" Karyn and the surrounding people begin to laugh, agreeing with her assesment of his "head"..."It's a CHOCOLATE ass!" At this point everyone in the lobby is consumed with mirth, unable to continue in their own persuits because of such heavy laughter.
"Maybe it's a chocolate booby!" comes on cryptic remark from an unknown source. "You know what HE wants!" rings another! And then they all started coming-comments about the "chocolate ass" that Scott was making...
Ok, so maybe you had to be there. That's why I felt it only got one star-no one really gets the humor value unless you know Scott, and saw the offending "ass". *giggle*